welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
the whole point of fanfic is to read about a guy who is literally just existing and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and then he fucks nasty style and then everything goes wrong and then everything gets all cute for a moment and then everything goes wrong and then everything goes wrong and th- Chapters: 35/? Updated: 2022-09-05
"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone
Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))
"Old friend" (we were friends once.)
"Old friend" (maybe even lovers once)
"Old friend" (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)
"Old friend" (who left first? I dont remember now)
"Old friend" (the only thing i do remember)
"Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)
"Old friend" (but it does rot)
Hello god 1 quastion why does the world escape me
God called he told me its because I don’t text people back
time loop wrapped
- failed to save a loved one 8402 times
- punched your boss in the nuts 13 times
- arrested 329 times
- died by falling down a manhole twice
- binged 178 tv shows
- you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!
- top 10% of time loopers worldwide
OUROBOROS WRAPPED:
you consumed yourself 74 times this year
you ended 4 cycles and started 13 new ones!
you did not break the pattern today, so the loop will repeat tomorrow
try again next year?



